What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• SpaceX launch from California sends 26 Starlink satellites into low Earth orbit - Space
• How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
• Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference
• Red Dead Redemption's John Marston Actor Teases "Exciting News" Coming Soon - GameSpot
• Do girls ever miss their first love?
• Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?
• Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
• Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
• Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
• What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?
• What type of crossdresser are you?
• What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.
• What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?
• What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?